THE Queen of England has been filmed ranting with a senior police officer at a Buckingham Palace garden party on Tuesday about various heads of state, including China, Afghanistan, Nigeria and America.
The Queen’s remarks were unknowingly recorded by a microphone, which was accidentally left on as she was introduced to Metropolitan Police Commander Lucy D’Orsi, who oversaw security during several state visits to the UK.
“Seriously, don’t get me started on those fucking Americans,” she began, after previously ranting about Chinese diplomats who visited in October. “Those Chinese boy’s were rude, but that Obama idiot and his wife were a smug pair of pricks.
“That Barack git thinks he’s so funny and seems to have convinced himself that everyone likes him. I find him painful to talk to and his never ending jesting bullshit is tiresome”.
The Queen went on to reminisce about the old days, stating that she actually misses Saddam Hussein and Colonel Gaddafi.
“At least you knew where you stood with Saddam and Muammar,” she said. “All we’re left with now is a bunch of actors making silly videos and pretending everything is alright while the whole world burns,” adding “what we need is another world war to toughen these pansies up”.
Up until now, the Queen has largely avoided making political statements during her 64-year reign. She was not available for comment today.